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  1. whyamiamusicmajor:


    One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

    Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

    There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

  2. I wanna submit but I'm on my potato


    Third world problems

  3. communistbakery:

    astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

  4. slutformisha:



    What do french people call a really bad thursday?

    a trajeudi

    update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

  5. iky8urkids:


    I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

    Dear person I hate,
    Dear person I like,
    Dear ex boyfriend,
    Dear ex girlfriend,
    Dear ex bestfriend,
    Dear bestfriend,
    Dear *anyone*,
    Dear Santa,
    Dear mom,
    Dear dad,
    Dear future me,
    Dear past me,
    Dear person I’m jealous of,
    Dear person I had a crush on,
    Dear girlfriend,
    Dear boyfriend,
    Dear [insert URL here],

    Please. I’m bored and need a distraction and pleaseeeeee.

    no one ever sends me these anymore lol

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$5 glowjobs


    $5 glowjobs

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